The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex

Introduction: You Are My Family and the Echo is My Home

I Eat Dogs

I Watch People Eat Dogs

I Attack Strangers

I Am God

I Am a Truck

I Scream at Children

I Am Hot and Young

I Have Never Once Cried

I Am Mean

I Killed Two People

I Cum so Much

Interlude 1: a Collection of Short Pieces of Evil Humor

I Have Sex with My Mother

I Have Sex with My Father

I Have Sex with Your Father

Interlude 2: Los Angeles is Perfect and New York is Fucking Trash

I Am a Man

I Am the Governor of California